Tag Archives: insulting
Diet pill
Over the years, I’ve seen people spell my name incorrectly. My name is Candice, but some people spell it “Candace,” “Kandiss,” “Kansas,” “Canvas,” or “Candise.” But this… this name. This name is really, really wrong. Erick Booth, who are you, … Continue reading
Filed under I've Been Renamed, Lame Product for Sale, spam in general
why your weenie is so small? :))
From the archives: From: Alexander Leonardo To: Tony Daniel Sent: Tuesday, January 16, 2007 10:35 PM Subject: why your weenie is so small? :)) The Most Potent Male Muscle Boosting System! The better and most powerful product to enlarge your … Continue reading
Filed under I've Been Renamed, Love and Sex, Short Story, spam in general
And congratulations on taking the first step towards the new you!
Meanie!!!!!!! from: Lara Barry to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Feb 25, 2009 at 12:56 AM subject: And congratulations on taking the first step towards the new you! You do not have to torture yourself with diets to become slender. Now nobody … Continue reading
Filed under Lame Product for Sale, spam in general
Dumb and poor? Here’s a simple way to make MONEY!
I’m insulted. from: ebaY to: spamcarnival sent: Friday, November 14, 2008 2:58:55 PM subject: Dumb and poor? Here’s a simple way to make MONEY! Any ole’ DUMMY can make MONEY on ebaY! Our kit is FREE for a limited time! … Continue reading
Filed under Recession Week, spam in general
Russian Mail-order Brides Galore
It’s February 16th, and if you didn’t have a Valentine this year, you might be feeling a little sad or lonely. Don’t worry, it’s not too late. I’ve been receiving a ton of emails from women around the world who … Continue reading
Filed under Love and Sex, spam in general
SUP BRO! FEBRUARY 14TH!
It’s Valentine’s Day Eve, and things sure are getting steamy at The Spam Carnival. Spammers are sending so many Valentine’s Day emails that it’s hard to resist posting them. Here are two spam emails from the same family: from: eu_amo_a_manuela … Continue reading
Filed under Holidays, Lame Product for Sale, Love and Sex, spam in general
