Okay, this post is pretty long. I would apologize for the loads of text displayed below, but there is no way I could pass up the utter nonsense contained in this spam email. Try to think of it as the Molly Bloom soliloquy of spam. My “Proopsal” to you: try reading this out loud with a friend, perhaps in an elf voice.
from: uvlifevc
to: spamcarnival
date: Wed, Mar 30, 2011 at 4:04 AM
subject: Exclusive Proopsal
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