Category Archives: Short Story
stooping dow
Are you familiar with the work of Skilton? I wasn’t either, at least not until I got this email. You’re gonna love this one, I just know it. from: Skilton to: spamcarnival date: Sat, Dec 5, 2009 at … Continue reading
Filed under Short Story, spam in general
in effect option normal skin disease treatment or
Read this one out loud to yourself, like a slam poet. Or should I say… spam poet? from: deavareaux to: spamcarnival date: Fri, Dec 19, 2008 at 2:46 AM subject: in effect option normal skin disease treatment or in effect … Continue reading
Filed under Prose, Short Story, spam in general
_one man might be_.” “One man!
Friend, co-worker, and Spam Carnival fan Lisa (aka “Gemes,” I suppose) sent this one to me recently. It has such a wonderful lil’ short story! The story is about someone at sea who has a friend named Smellie. It’s a … Continue reading
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Hi
What? from: Trompeter Marlin to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Apr 16, 2009 at 12:37 AM subject: Hi love seen early fool from voice against things the lay allow force should did tell direction exclaimed last truth fresh. easily walking handsome anything … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Sender Name, Short Story, spam in general
why your weenie is so small? :))
From the archives: From: Alexander Leonardo To: Tony Daniel Sent: Tuesday, January 16, 2007 10:35 PM Subject: why your weenie is so small? :)) The Most Potent Male Muscle Boosting System! The better and most powerful product to enlarge your … Continue reading
Filed under I've Been Renamed, Love and Sex, Short Story, spam in general
crooked
Don’t let the length of this email stop you from reading the entire thing. It’s hilarious and one of my favorites! Please share your favorite part(s) of the story in the comments section. from: Rosalind Cooley sent: Wednesday, September 20, … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, Epic, Short Story, spam in general
round
As you can see from the date below, I have been collecting funny spam emails for over two years. Here’s the first one! from: Isaiah Mejia to: spamcarnival date: Sep 19, 2006 7:32 PM subject: round Then,deliberately, he came up … Continue reading
Filed under Short Story, spam in general
