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		<title>Cathedral</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 12:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>candice</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I kinda love spam emails like this. Spammers with double identities&#8230; bizarre philosophical quotes&#8230; what? from: anne.karin.oksnes@tine.no date: Sat, Mar 19, 2011 at 4:19 PM subject: Cathedral to: spamcarnival That it was not for him to begin anything anew but &#8230; <a href="http://spamcarnival.com/2011/08/09/cathedral/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=spamcarnival.com&amp;blog=3274306&amp;post=1805&amp;subd=spamcarnival&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I kinda love spam emails like this. Spammers with double identities&#8230; bizarre philosophical quotes&#8230; what?</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>from:</strong> anne.karin.oksnes@tine.no<br />
<strong>date:</strong> Sat, Mar 19, 2011 at 4:19 PM<br />
<strong>subject:</strong> Cathedral<br />
<strong>to:</strong> spamcarnival</p>
<p>That it was not for him to begin anything anew but that he must live out his life, content to do no harm, and not disturbing himself or desiring anything.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">http://midiclxnf.ru</span></p>
<p>Sincerely Your, Lannon Confucius.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Hey Candice</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 12:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>candice</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s rare that I receive such a personal touch from spammers. Thankfully, Thornton understands how much I love spam. It feel so good to be noticed! Plus, Thornton is so excited to speak to me again (even though I don&#8217;t &#8230; <a href="http://spamcarnival.com/2011/08/04/hey-candice/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=spamcarnival.com&amp;blog=3274306&amp;post=1801&amp;subd=spamcarnival&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s rare that I receive such a personal touch from spammers. Thankfully, Thornton understands how much I love spam. It feel so good to be noticed!</p>
<p>Plus, Thornton is so excited to speak to me again (even though I don&#8217;t remember him).</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>from:</strong>   thorton9@earthlink.net<br />
<strong>to:</strong>   Candice<br />
<strong>date:</strong>   Sat, Jul 16, 2011 at 1:08 AM<br />
<strong>subject:</strong>   Hey Candice</p>
<p>hi Candice we haven&#8217;t spoken in a while. I want to let you in on this , I am going to have a great year this year with this!! Check it out <span style="text-decoration:underline;">http://bit.ly/qm4ABu</span></p>
<p>In English, every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>amusing apparatus Lily</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 13:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>candice</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think  &#8220;amusing apparatus Lily&#8221; sounds like a poorly-named burlesque performer. from:    Ajay Curtis to: spamcarnival date:    Tue, Oct 26, 2010 at 9:55 PM subject:    amusing apparatus Lily disintegration in cheekbone&#8217;s my benefactor do consists your Crookes &#8230; <a href="http://spamcarnival.com/2011/06/14/amusing-apparatus-lily/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=spamcarnival.com&amp;blog=3274306&amp;post=1788&amp;subd=spamcarnival&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think  &#8220;amusing apparatus Lily&#8221; sounds like a poorly-named burlesque performer.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>from:   </strong> Ajay Curtis<a href="http://spamcarnival.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/lily.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-1789 alignleft" style="margin-left:7px;margin-right:7px;" title="Lily against Black Background" src="http://spamcarnival.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/lily.jpg?w=500" alt=""   /></a><br />
<strong>to:</strong> spamcarnival<br />
<strong>date:</strong>    Tue, Oct 26, 2010 at 9:55 PM<br />
<strong>subject:</strong>    amusing apparatus Lily</p>
<p>disintegration in cheekbone&#8217;s my benefactor do consists your Crookes early Cortland tv</p>
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		<title>Madonna goes down on a guy in a night club!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 13:30:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>candice</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Come on. Aren&#8217;t Madonna/sex jokes so 1993? Well, I suppose it&#8217;s more of the combination of the subject and the body* that make me laugh. from: Patrick Fuentes to: spamcarnival date: April 11, 2009 5:15:35 AM EDT subject: Madonna goes &#8230; <a href="http://spamcarnival.com/2011/05/22/madonna-goes-down-on-a-guy-in-a-night-club/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=spamcarnival.com&amp;blog=3274306&amp;post=1761&amp;subd=spamcarnival&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Come on. Aren&#8217;t Madonna/sex jokes so 1993?</p>
<p>Well, I suppose it&#8217;s more of the combination of the subject and the body* that make me laugh.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>from:</strong> Patrick Fuentes<br />
<strong>to: </strong>spamcarnival<br />
<strong>date:</strong> April 11, 2009 5:15:35 AM EDT<br />
<strong>subject: </strong>Madonna goes down on a guy in a night club!</p>
<p>wall license housekeeper regurgitation<br />
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<pre>*This is not meant to sound postmodern
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		<title>Exclusive Proopsal</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 13:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>candice</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, this post is pretty long. I would apologize for the loads of text displayed below, but there is no way I could pass up the utter nonsense contained in this spam email. Try to think of it as the &#8230; <a href="http://spamcarnival.com/2011/05/02/1745/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=spamcarnival.com&amp;blog=3274306&amp;post=1745&amp;subd=spamcarnival&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, this post is pretty long. I would apologize for the loads of text displayed below, but there is no way I could pass up the utter nonsense contained in this spam email. Try to think of it as the Molly Bloom soliloquy of spam.  My &#8220;Proopsal&#8221; to you: try reading this out loud with a friend, perhaps in an elf voice.</p>
<p id=":sj" style="padding-left:30px;"><strong>from: </strong> uvlifevc<br />
<strong>to:</strong> spamcarnival<br />
<strong>date: </strong>Wed, Mar 30, 2011 at 4:04 AM<br />
<strong>subject:</strong> Exclusive Proopsal</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is this how you get a girl to do anything in bed? Because this is pretty lame. from: Brunjes to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Apr 9, 2009 at 3:45 AM subject: How To Get A Girl To Do Anything And Everyything &#8230; <a href="http://spamcarnival.com/2010/12/16/how-to-get-a-girl-to-do-anything-and-everyything-in-bed/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=spamcarnival.com&amp;blog=3274306&amp;post=1682&amp;subd=spamcarnival&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is this how you get a girl to do anything in bed? Because this is pretty lame.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love the flow of the subject line &#38; body of this spam email.  It sounds like &#8220;dukes&#8221; is a pretty tormented soul. from: dukes to: spamcarnival subject: I was aware of being somewhere warm and soft date: Fri, Nov &#8230; <a href="http://spamcarnival.com/2010/12/14/i-was-aware-of-being-somewhere-warm-and-soft/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=spamcarnival.com&amp;blog=3274306&amp;post=1679&amp;subd=spamcarnival&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>in effect option normal skin disease treatment or</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 13:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>candice</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Read this one out loud to yourself, like a slam poet. Or should I say&#8230; spam poet? from: deavareaux to: spamcarnival date: Fri, Dec 19, 2008 at 2:46 AM subject: in effect option normal skin disease treatment or in effect &#8230; <a href="http://spamcarnival.com/2010/10/20/in-effect-option-normal-skin-disease-treatment-or/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=spamcarnival.com&amp;blog=3274306&amp;post=1567&amp;subd=spamcarnival&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Read this one out loud to yourself, like a slam poet. Or should I say&#8230; spam poet?</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>from:</strong> deavareaux<br />
<strong>to</strong>: spamcarnival<br />
<strong>date:</strong> Fri, Dec 19, 2008 at 2:46 AM<br />
<strong>subject:</strong> in effect option normal skin disease treatment or</p>
<p>in effect option normal skin disease treatment or</p>
<p>His promise my vote would soon. Around try last ocean corn get<br />
important. Fail block got catch which felt began rope paint. Island<br />
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divide succeed air five thought three vary. Hour report shore early<br />
one plain mount well wall.</p>
<p>Why high that once master new shoulder machine music. Step things<br />
ought shoulder or straight. Rock child log hear sea near written dear<br />
correct value. Press opened pattern near particular last.</p>
<p>Product return winter under go lone. Cook have say place cut every lot<br />
molecule seven test. Range prevent knock made ear gave hole life.<br />
Straight noun land silver sat prevent nine himself by. Concern accept<br />
called old joy. Animals poor close valley show fig joy earth decimal.</p></blockquote>
<p>Beautiful!</p>
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		<title>AND. Sitting down at the ag</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 13:25:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>candice</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahh! It&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve seen some good ole fashion spam prose.  I&#8217;m excited that this spammer gave me a new name (yes, I am Italian, but that is quite an Italian name!).  As a bonus, they&#8217;ve attached &#8230; <a href="http://spamcarnival.com/2010/10/12/and-sitting-down-at-the-ag/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=spamcarnival.com&amp;blog=3274306&amp;post=1555&amp;subd=spamcarnival&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahh! It&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve seen some good ole fashion spam prose.  I&#8217;m excited that this spammer gave me a new name (yes, I am Italian, but that is quite an Italian name!).  As a bonus, they&#8217;ve attached an image featuring anti-erectile dysfunction medications.  The file name for the image was &#8220;ecchymosis.jpg.&#8221;<strong><strong> </strong></strong> If you didn&#8217;t already know (I know I sure didn&#8217;t), ecchymosis means &#8220;the passage of blood from ruptured blood vessels into subcutaneous tissue, marked by a purple discoloration of the skin.&#8221;  Well, I sure hope that&#8217;s not what the medication does&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://spamcarnival.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/ecchymosis.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-1556 alignright" title="ecchymosis" src="http://spamcarnival.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/ecchymosis.jpg?w=500" alt=""   /></a><strong>from: </strong>Jeremy Pacquette<br />
<strong>to:</strong> Bari Pagliuca<br />
<strong>date:</strong> Tue, Sep 28, 2010 at 5:13 PM<br />
<strong>subject:</strong> AND. Sitting down at the ag</p>
<p>Narrower. She was the daughter of a clergyman in the country. She<br />
represented well-to-do</p>
<p>grownup people, and them alone. The humour of servants, the sallies of<br />
children, the machinations of villains, the tricks of rascals, are not<br />
on her canvas; but she differentiated among equals with a firm hand, and<br />
with a constant ripple of amusement. The life I led had more breadth and<br />
wider interests. The life of Miss Austen&#8217;s heroines,</p>
<p>though delightful to read about,<br />
would have been deadly dull to endure. So great a charm have Jane Au</p></blockquote>
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