Category Archives: Prose
Cathedral
I kinda love spam emails like this. Spammers with double identities… bizarre philosophical quotes… what? from: anne.karin.oksnes@tine.no date: Sat, Mar 19, 2011 at 4:19 PM subject: Cathedral to: spamcarnival That it was not for him to begin anything anew but … Continue reading
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Hey Candice
It’s rare that I receive such a personal touch from spammers. Thankfully, Thornton understands how much I love spam. It feel so good to be noticed! Plus, Thornton is so excited to speak to me again (even though I don’t … Continue reading
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amusing apparatus Lily
I think “amusing apparatus Lily” sounds like a poorly-named burlesque performer. from: Ajay Curtis to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Oct 26, 2010 at 9:55 PM subject: amusing apparatus Lily disintegration in cheekbone’s my benefactor do consists your Crookes … Continue reading
Filed under Lame Product for Sale, Prose, spam in general
Madonna goes down on a guy in a night club!
Come on. Aren’t Madonna/sex jokes so 1993? Well, I suppose it’s more of the combination of the subject and the body* that make me laugh. from: Patrick Fuentes to: spamcarnival date: April 11, 2009 5:15:35 AM EDT subject: Madonna goes … Continue reading
Filed under Celebrities, Love and Sex, Prose, spam in general
Exclusive Proopsal
Okay, this post is pretty long. I would apologize for the loads of text displayed below, but there is no way I could pass up the utter nonsense contained in this spam email. Try to think of it as the … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, Epic, Lame Product for Sale, Prose, spam in general
How To Get A Girl To Do Anything And Everyything In Bed
Is this how you get a girl to do anything in bed? Because this is pretty lame. from: Brunjes to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Apr 9, 2009 at 3:45 AM subject: How To Get A Girl To Do Anything And Everyything … Continue reading
Filed under Love and Sex, Prose, spam in general
I was aware of being somewhere warm and soft
I love the flow of the subject line & body of this spam email. It sounds like “dukes” is a pretty tormented soul. from: dukes to: spamcarnival subject: I was aware of being somewhere warm and soft date: Fri, Nov … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, Funny Subject Line, Prose, spam in general
trivet
Well, if it isn’t Mr. Titsworth! Droppin’ weird spelling, sex talk, and creepy prose! I absolutely LOVE this one. from: Arter Titsworth to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Apr 2, 2008 at 12:16 PM subject: trivet Heya, Real men! Millionss of people … Continue reading
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in effect option normal skin disease treatment or
Read this one out loud to yourself, like a slam poet. Or should I say… spam poet? from: deavareaux to: spamcarnival date: Fri, Dec 19, 2008 at 2:46 AM subject: in effect option normal skin disease treatment or in effect … Continue reading
Filed under Prose, Short Story, spam in general
AND. Sitting down at the ag
Ahh! It’s been a while since I’ve seen some good ole fashion spam prose. I’m excited that this spammer gave me a new name (yes, I am Italian, but that is quite an Italian name!). As a bonus, they’ve attached … Continue reading
Filed under I've Been Renamed, Prose, spam in general
possess her delinquent flesh…. Sweet dreams, Panto-
I love spam emails like this. Short and sweet. And creepy. from: joseph.fallon to: spamcarnival date: Sun, Sep 27, 2009 at 1:18 PM subject: possess her delinquent flesh…. Sweet dreams, Panto- New Orleans is a dead museum. We walk around … Continue reading
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They dances to the Flute of the Blue Baboon
The title of this email conjures of images of Rafiki from the Lion King. from: enogatto to: spamcarnival date: Mon, May 18, 2009 at 6:05 AM subject: They danced to the Flute of the Blue Baboon On the broad green … Continue reading
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can it be
This one’s from the Spam Carnival vault. This Marsha person is trying to sell me pills and prose. But I wonder: how many pills did Marsha take to write the prose? from: Marsha to: spamcarnival sent: Thursday, September 21, 2006 … Continue reading
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Printer Your golden days with Viagra Professional! Mist Slave
Hey! Um, what is going on here? I’m not sure I get it. from: Ayodele Adolphus date: Tue, Dec 2, 2008 at 6:03 AM to: spamcarnival subject: Printer Your golden days with Viagra Professional! Mist Slave Ice-cream Liquid Swimming Pool … Continue reading
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New online CAASINO bonus (get 1800 bucks insttantly)
Okay, so I guess Peacemaker Barbee is into gambling AND bizarre prose about religion…? from: Peacemaker Barbee to: spamcarnival date: Sun, Sep 14, 2008 at 8:44 AM subject: New online CAASINO bonus (get 1800 bucks insttantly) NEW CAS b … Continue reading
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