Category Archives: Holidays
Ho ho ho, y’all
Merry Christmas from Spam Carnival! We’ll be back in early 2011.
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Economy in crysis and you?
It’s a Christmas miracle!! from: Chiamaka Alice to: spamcarnival date: Mon, Dec 28, 2009 at 12:46 PM subject: Economy in crysis and you? Erectile dysfunction will never spoil your life again if you make use of this sales event! It … Continue reading
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Your Account Was Bannned
Looks like the spammers are playing April Fool’s Day jokes! from: Higgenbottom Caposole to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 8:04 AM subject: Your Account Was Bannned This is a joke :) Form. When at length it became evident … Continue reading
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SUP BRO! FEBRUARY 14TH!
It’s Valentine’s Day Eve, and things sure are getting steamy at The Spam Carnival. Spammers are sending so many Valentine’s Day emails that it’s hard to resist posting them. Here are two spam emails from the same family: from: eu_amo_a_manuela … Continue reading
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MORE Valentine’s Day Ads!
These spammers just don’t quit! Here are even more Valentine’s Day ads: “Every Relationship Begins with a Date.” Cmon, kids, we all know that’s not true. It ain’t 1953 anymore. “Picture this- you Bear-Gram her at the office with one … Continue reading
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Valentine’s Day Ads
Behold! A fantastic collection of Valentine’s Day Spam Ads. 10% of my budget? What budget would I have created to buy shitty jewelry? I can buy lingerie, clothing, AND beauty! At last – my very own beauty. Let the seduction … Continue reading
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Re-energize their Valentine’s Day spirit: send a PajamaGram
We’re three days away from Valentine’s Day! If you haven’t gotten your sweetie a present yet, why not try this really crappy gift? from: The PajamaGram Company to: spamcarnival date: Sun, Feb 8, 2009 at 1:58 AM subject: Re-energize their … Continue reading
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Chrisstmas pleasure
We’re just gonna jump right into this one: from: Pychardo Griffard to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Dec 25, 2008 at 2:08 AM subject: Chrisstmas pleasure New Christtmas pleasure :) More information HERE For, o daughter, thou art safe from him on … Continue reading
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Present for yyou
Ooh, a present for mme?! I’m flattered! from: Dibella Mandy to: spamcarnival date: Mon, Dec 22, 2008 at 11:06 AM subject: Present for yyou Catch your Chrristmas present! More information HERE Patience, and tact. The yezd c.m.s. Mission was and … Continue reading
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Christmas Sale: Luxury Rep1icaWatches $220, BvlgariRolexRado, Dior, IWC, Longines & Louis Vuiton Bags hxoxq hk
I’ve been receivng lots of emails recently that promote Christmas sales on bags and watches. However, there’s always a strange catch at the end: from: Lorita Katharine to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 1:09 PM subject: Christmas Sale: … Continue reading
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Christmas night
Christmas night just got really exciting! from: Odneal Benavidez to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Dec 18, 2008 at 9:53 PM subject: Christmas night Girls will drop underwwear for you! More information HERE Understand, mike. I’m the person who’s bought back upon … Continue reading
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Have a Joyful Christmas Eve with The Flying Monkeys!
from: TOY OF THE YEAR to: spamcarnival sent: Monday, December 15, 2008 3:18:08 AM subject: Have a Joyful Christmas Eve with The Flying Monkeys! Get the HOTTEST Stocking stuffer of the year and you’re GUARANTEED to be a hit! NOT … Continue reading
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pogrom taeniacide
Another Christmas post… this time, please eat our Christmas. It’s gonna be tasty. from: Mavis Rosener to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 7:07 AM subject: pogrom taeniacide* Hello, C I oA L I S Click here Kaw, and … Continue reading
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Santa CClaus and Christmas night!
A little prosey, a little raunchy… I’m not really sure what Santa CClaus has in mind! from: Bordelon Gillett to: spamcarnival date: Fri, Dec 5, 2008 at 10:12 AM subject: Santa CClaus and Christmas night! WOW! Santa Claus try our … Continue reading
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We wish you a merry Christtmas!
Hey y’all, spread some Christtmas cheer! from: Timonere Waiki to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Dec 9, 2008 at 7:23 AM subject: We wish you a merry Christtmas! Help yyourself on Christmas! More information: CLICK HERE Dream is called the dream of … Continue reading
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