Like them adult games? You are not enough? Me too – let’s play!

Recently, I received a suspicious letter from a woman who claimed to be a former lover of mine.  I don’t remember her. Was I wasted?

from: Elena
to: spamcarnival
date: Mon, Feb 1, 2010 at 10:19 PM
subject: Like them adult games? You are not enough? Me too – let’s play!

Hi – do you remember how we made love in your car?
Mmm like it was perfect – the stars, moon, sky – and the lights of the city, here in Russia that does not happen again,
I want you to come if you do not mind, write me!

Elena, if you’re reading this, I think you’re crazy.  I don’t even have a car.