Monthly Archives: March 2010
Subject Line Round-Up
Really… who writes these things? Your shlong can be shlonger Mak her grotto wet and hungry for love It’s like having a female catcher 2I love oral sex, and you? Let’s get them Make two days nailing marathon Explore the … Continue reading
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Subject Line Round-Up
Ten funny, bizarre, and downright wrong subject lines from our favorite spammers: Kids & The Marshmallow Test make her jump on your nob Be a real Cazanoca Erectile Dysfunction or Impotence Protect your head against ?Morning after? syndrome. Video of … Continue reading
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How to be Irresistible to Women – Sexually
Let’s just jump right into this one: from: Nadia to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Apr 7, 2009 at 4:12 AM subject: How to be Irresistible to Women – Sexually Guys – do your women always want more and more sex froom … Continue reading
Filed under Prose, spam in general
Sweet Lord, let him come unto me, my name is Maria, I am from Russia!
Man, spammers really like to fetishize and exploit Russian women. At least this shit is funny. from: Uliya to: spamcarnival date: Mon, Feb 1, 2010 at 7:57 AM subject: Sweet Lord, let him come unto me, my name is Maria, … Continue reading
Filed under Love and Sex, spam in general
Like them adult games? You are not enough? Me too – let’s play!
Recently, I received a suspicious letter from a woman who claimed to be a former lover of mine. I don’t remember her. Was I wasted? from: Elena to: spamcarnival date: Mon, Feb 1, 2010 at 10:19 PM subject: Like them … Continue reading
Filed under Love and Sex, spam in general
Spammer Name Round Up
The world of spam is a fantastic place to call yourself anything you want, write with no grammatical rules, and annoy other people. It’s really a great world, don’t you think? Check out these spammers’ names. I think my favorite … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Sender Name, spam in general
Subject Line Round Up
It’s been a while since we’ve posted funny subject lines from spam emails. Well, get ready to put on your laughin’ cap. Let’s go! *_”SUCCESS MUZHIKS THINGS.”_* is your penisSIZE enough for you? Find Out The Truth Here. Read Actual … Continue reading
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Baby’s first podcast
Gee willikers! I’m in my friend Sam‘s podcast: The Road 2 Shambala. I’m talking about glow in the dark velcro shoes, mowing my stoop (which is not a euphemism for anything, you dirty lil’ thing), and how to offend a … Continue reading
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