Have you gotten an anonymous email from a 12 year old lately? I have.
from: Miriam Freedman
to: Lulu
date: Mon, Sep 28, 2009 at 6:25 PM
subject: Yo,ThIS IS MIRIM GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To do list for next summer:
Get there
Find Emma
Have Rockin Sleepover
Sing Oats Peas Beans
IMizz u so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m serios, Iv’e got so much to talk about. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Stuff NOT to say over web.
IF YOU GET THIS, WAIT AT THE PHONE IF FREE (REPLY AND TELL IF FREE) ON TUESDAY AT 7:00. ILL CALL. IF I DON’T, THEN CALL 623-1490. WILL ANSWER. IF YOU GET ANWERING MACHINE,LEAVE MESSAGE, AND I WILL CALL.
yOUR GOING CRAZY FREIND,
miriam
Dear “Mir,”
I have several items of business to address regarding your recent to-do list and letter:
- When you say “get there,” what do you mean? Like, get to summer?
- I’d like to find Emma, but I don’t know who she is.
- I don’t feel comfortable having a sleepover with you, primarily because I have no idea who you are.
- I have never heard of a song called “Oats Peas Beans,” but I suppose I could learn it.
- I don’t miss you because again, I have never met you. I bet you have lots of “serios” things to tell me, but what are they? Are you going to reveal how we know each other?
- I don’t really want to wait by my phone on Tuesday at 7pm. I also have no idea what your area code is.
- Stop going crazy. It’s really not necessary. And you’re not my friend, dude.
yOUR CONFUSED LETTER RECIPIENT,
candice
*Thanks to Lulu for passing this on. It’s priceless!
Update—
Here is the song, Oats Peas Beans and Barley Grow
