Monthly Archives: January 2010

Economy in crysis and you?

It’s a Christmas miracle!! from: Chiamaka Alice to: spamcarnival date: Mon, Dec 28, 2009 at 12:46 PM subject: Economy in crysis and you? Erectile dysfunction will never spoil your life again if you make use of this sales event! It … Continue reading

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adult ads

My darling friend Leila passed on this really awesome spam.  I love the prose: from: BRATBY Michelle to: Leila sent: Wed, January 13, 2010 12:07:03 PM subject: adult ads women seeking sex [link removed] They installed themselves in the island, … Continue reading

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Be the macho-perfecto!

Check out what this Fight Club aficionado sent me: from: tylerdurden70 to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Dec 31, 2009 at 9:58 AM subject: Be the macho-perfecto! Shoot your gin into her vagina I dunno, dude.  I really like gin, but don’t … Continue reading

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Yo,ThIS IS MIR

Have you gotten an anonymous email from a 12 year old lately?  I have. from: Miriam Freedman to: Lulu date: Mon, Sep 28, 2009 at 6:25 PM subject: Yo,ThIS IS MIR IM GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To do list for next summer: … Continue reading

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Nirvana returns!

Hello, everyone! As promised, Spam Carnival is back and ready for action. Today’s spam email excited me at first.  As someone who grew up at the tail end of the grunge era, I was so happy to see the possibility … Continue reading

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HUGE DISCOUNT – 80% discount

In the past 48 hours, I have received at least 15 emails with this image: I am so excited that I got this picture so many times. It will now be forever embedded in my memory… and hopefully, yours.

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