Loyal Spam Carnival Fan: Where have you been?
Spam Carnival Blogger Candice: Sometimes, your job gets super hectic, and then you start taking classes at a nearby graduate school, and then you volunteer your time 15 hours a week for free… and then, before you know it, you don’t have the time to update your blog.
But don’t worry, because I dropped out of school and stopped volunteering my time towards a good cause, so now I can dedicate my life to what really matters: spam emails. And I’m gonna do it all on my office’s dime.
Thanks for sticking around all this time. In the meanwhile, why don’t you go on ahead forward us your favorite spam emails? spamcarnival@gmail.com.
Here’s a bonus spam email to tide you over, courtesy of my girlfriend Dana:
from: Nanny Justice
date: Tue, Aug 25, 2009 at 9:46 AM
subject: Huge love maker has become unbelievably real!
to: DanaMadness of low prices http://iceo.suffixevery.com/
Nanny Justice! I’m so glad she finally contacted us with this fantastic deal. Nanny Injustice usually tries to make my love maker unbelievably small, so thank the heavens for Nanny Justice- my favorite nanny!

