Subject Line Round-Up

Ten reasons to smile this week, all in the form of spam subject lines:

1. Be # 1 in making her wet
2. Followed by bacterial infections? Try Amoxicillin.
3. Bring more joy to your life, get a bluepill!
4. Do you want to hear from your babes ‘you are the best man in my life?’
5. IT consultant of perfect love making art.
6. Does your cock suck?
7. Be an ultimate don juan
8. Warship’s final mission is under the sea
9. ‘Angry’ Man Utd fan kills four in bus attack
10. Have not thought before. Plan B thinks after.