Dylan or Spam #6!

September 26, 2009

The webmaster kept me chained to a desk until I could produce another Dylan or Spam.  I give you Dylan or Spam #6, and my freedom.

  1. If the Russians happen to get up there first.  Wowee! Pretty scary!
  2. You weep so that even a stone would show pity.

Subject Line Round-Up

September 25, 2009

One list, ten laughs.

  1. Free depositfiles analog
  2. “Wake up, rod” men’s potion
  3. Empower your fleshy thing
  4. Our teacher died
  5. Another plane crushed
  6. After the night with you on that blue vitamin she will become excited of even thinking about you.
  7. Why lie? I need money.
  8. Look at this shit!
  9. Be a tasty cake for fems!
  10. To the calm and silent sea

Subject Line Round-Up

September 18, 2009

This week’s funniest spam subject lines:

  1. Achieve stronger orgasms for women via Suregasm.
  2. Get an extra firmness for your nether stick! Free delivery!
  3. TO cream his croak
  4. Saw that? Outrageous!
  5. my quest for pink twats
  6. You will see no problem in doing her six times in a row after just one bolus!
  7. Over 10 million men made their women happy, and you?
  8. Mr Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo
  9. Drama in Jolie’s Life
  10. Problem of fast-finish in bed? Our product will give you real marathons!

Subject Line Round-Up

September 11, 2009

It must be that time of the week again… That’s right! Here are this week’s funniest subject lines!

  1. Compelling force will try to tear your zipper every time you’ll be with a girl.
  2. little gentlemen
  3. Wipe off the borders between what you want to do in bed and what you can do.
  4. Should my Jones more Dorkings send
  5. Rock star hanged himself
  6. Power up your pork rocket
  7. Bacterial infections are screaming from Levaquin.
  8. Your girl very likes to be engaged in love! And can not you do love long?
  9. Hey. I know your information.
  10. And his Aunt Jobiska made him drink

Subject Line Round-Up

September 4, 2009

Ten reasons to smile this week, all in the form of spam subject lines:

  1. Be # 1 in making her wet
  2. Followed by bacterial infections? Try Amoxicillin.
  3. Bring more joy to your life, get a bluepill!
  4. Do you want to hear from your babes ‘you are the best man in my life?’
  5. IT consultant of perfect love making art.
  6. Does your cock suck?
  7. Be an ultimate don juan
  8. Warship’s final mission is under the sea
  9. ‘Angry’ Man Utd fan kills four in bus attack
  10. Have not thought before. Plan B thinks after.