Subject Line Round-Up

This week’s Subject Line Round-Up comes from Spam Carnival fan Mort.  Mort says:

“I work as a systems analyst, part of a team of 5. Each day, we start the morning off with a little ritual by way of IM called ‘SPAM OF THE DAY.’ Here are a few of today’s:”

1. Your excitement will break ceilings
2. Sauce for a dish of sensuality
3. For your enjoyment-gun!
4. Power up your meat cigar
5. Your life will be worthwhile if your penis grows a little
6. Feeling unneeded in bed? We can alter that to a memorially feeling.
7. you hate your male friend? after enlargement it can become your best friend. (comment from Mort’s coworker: what if your friend is actually a midget?)
8. don’t let your love-lever down
9. Your woman lived you alone because of she had sex with your friend? Get longer and stronger.
10. His shlong is bigger than yours and this the main reason of leave?

Thanks, Mort!