Monthly Archives: August 2009
Away, away, away!
Holy shit, I’m enjoying my life away from the computer this week! Where will I be, you ask? I’ll be vacationing on the glorious shores of small-town Rhode Island, tanning, drinking too much, and eating at all of the raw … Continue reading
Filed under spam in general
Subject Line Round-Up
Spams like these have been showing up in my junk folder. You’ll feel yourself with women like Michael Jordan with ball and hoop. Her slit needs more banging New pills allowing you to create the wanted breast. free sex!!! Stop … Continue reading
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Subject Line Round-Up
Politicians, celebrities, and pure funny awaits you: Hitler’s son found! Obama: Death was near me. Hot news: Obama pissed Most brutal children Miley loves Asians Mrs. Lohan enjoys bath Lohan’s dirty youth in videos Bye cough, bye cold! A woman … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Subject Line, spam in general
Rolled straight into the water
Okay, whatever your name is… can you please explain what exactly is wrapped in a five-pound note? Is it morphine? I don’t get it. from: Dickinsonkayo Dickinson to: spamcarnival date: Sun, Jun 28, 2009 at 4:45 PM subject: Rolled straight … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Sender Name, spam in general
Dylan or Spam #5!
Yes, it is that time again for Dylan or Spam! This week is tricky, pay attention and as always, no cheating! “You don’t need a weather man to tell which way the wind blows.” “Hi! Did hear that your cock … Continue reading
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Subject Line Round-Up
This week’s Subject Line Round-Up comes from Spam Carnival fan Mort. Mort says: “I work as a systems analyst, part of a team of 5. Each day, we start the morning off with a little ritual by way of IM … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Subject Line, spam in general
Spammer Name Round-Up
Spammers have the darndest names! Inglish Fanny Hortensia Rood Simeon Chipman Augustina Foyk Sauser Echo Treworgy Marketta Poppenhagen Renae Emogene Watuuso Tempelton Grayce Max Rice Dimple Zachery Shack Bod Byrd
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Get woody of girls again!
“Pilules” make everything awesome. from: 4u2 to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Jun 30, 2009 at 9:10 PM subject: Get woody of girls again! Need a lion ardor and energy of a bull? Get it all, compressed in one pilule!~ http://rosstech.ca/1.html fppphfadk … Continue reading
Filed under Love and Sex, spam in general
If night are not hot enough, this pilule will light the fire again!
Dude, what is with the nasty attitude??? Chill out. from: nagylaszlo to: spamcarnival date: Sat, Jun 6, 2009 at 5:18 AM subject: If night are not hot enough, this pilule will light the fire again! Suck it.
Filed under Love and Sex, spam in general
High quality Rep1icaWatches only $199-250/each – uRolex, Bvlgari, Chanel, Louis Vuiton, Jacob & Co, TAG Heuer, Cartier, Panerai and much more. gboay 5j9
This is a rather lengthy but amusing email. I get tons and tons of emails asking me to buy replica watches and bags. I usually don’t post these, but I really like the testimonials. from: Tess Kindra to: spamcarnival date: … Continue reading
Filed under Lame Product for Sale, spam in general
