Subject line round-up

This week’s edition of Funny Subject Lines is brought to you exclusively by faithful Spam Carnival reader Eileen. Thanks!!

1. Women will be standing in line just to touch your watch.
2. Any women will jump into the abyss for a man that wears a Submariner SS watch.
3. Don’t be ashamed of your wrist anymore.
4. I had an accident, come now!
5. Banana Faster, harder, super Viagra Professional! Signature Necklace
6. Bring her grotto to extasy
7. Huge-ass pole with daily medication
8. Your anatomy can be the bad ass truck.
9. Set your wife on fire
10. extend his pines