The best spam subject lines of the week.
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Oh, spammers have such wacktacular names! Check out who spammed me this week:
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Uh-oh, someone’s checking up on my girlfriend. Should I be worried?
from: Godwin
to: Dana
date: 2009/3/18
subject: Oh shit!!!
Are you Ok? http://wflx.boarddiary.com
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After a long hiatus, Dylan or Spam has returned!
Are the following lines Bob Dylan lyrics, sentences from spam mail, or one of each? Take a gander and a guess! (Note: You can look for free but taking a male goose will cost you $7.99 plus shipping and handling.)
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click image for a HOTTER view
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I’m sorry, I’m not sure what’s happening. I simply can’t decipher these anymore!
from: mary van huyse
to: spamcarnival
date: Tue, Jun 2, 2009 at 1:25 PM
subject: Now it so happened that on one occasion
This ball was her favorite plaything,
happier?!
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Sr. Trinkets canada
exploration
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Mike sent me this one. Thanks, dude.
from: bilalabed
to: Mike
date: Wed, Jul 1, 2009 at 4:41 AM
subject: Eat off little golden plate
Hello, And because I cried so?
http://rz3em.qrz.ru/soy.html
italics
Anyone out there want to guess what this is about?
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Ten lines o’ funny.
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Boy, spammers sure do have funny names sometimes. Check out the people who’ve contacted me recently:
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This one just confuses me.
from: Lezak Kus
to: spamcarnival
date: Sun, Jul 5, 2009 at 12:34 PM
subject: Hope fdor Premature Ejaculaation
Maan accused of robbing, then hugging Mo. ivctim
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Holy shit… they technically owe me nearly TWO DECADES of backpay! I hope that I can cash a check under the name Yelitza Vega…
from: Cash Creation
to: yelitza vega
date: Sun, Jul 5, 2009 at 5:46 PM
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Posted by spamcarnival
I like my subject lines like I like my women: short and sweet, and totally funny.
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Finally!! A spammer that gets it. You should love yourself for who you are!
from: arlindoms
to: spamcarnival
date: Sun, Jun 21, 2009 at 11:00 PM
subject: Want to get huge for girls?
You’re a moron.
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It’s true that spam emails are off-color at times, but this one is just flat out wrong. From using the term “negroes” to saying “we” will surpass “them” (who’s we? who’s them?), from Spanish slang to making men feel bad for their otherwise average size…this spam has all the discrimination.
from: Deann Corona
to: rajnish.verma
date: Mon, Jul 6, 2009 at 7:20 PM
subject: Negroes admire with the of the size – we will surpass them!
Hail Rajnish from http://ys.shieldjan.com/?hqmoy
Would you like to be a sculptor of your own joy-stick?
A big bicho has a lot of benefits and no downside that I can think of. Well, maybe if you decide to increase your piccolo size to 9 or 10 inches; that could be a problem. But if you stick to a nice 8 inches, then you’ll reap all the benefits.
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My girlfriend always had problems coming in bed. She told me size wasn’t an issue for her, even though I was only 5 inches fully erect.
Thankee
JESSE MEDRANO
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Click here — > http://ys.shieldjan.com/?hqmoy
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from: rehka
to: spamcarnival
date: Mon, May 25, 2009 at 2:12 AM
subject: Happy Morning
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