Verify your data

June 30, 2009

Hey Rhonda, you got the wrong person.

from: Rhonda
to: spamcarnival
date: Mon, Jun 8, 2009 at 5:07 AM
subject: Verify your data

Hi Musgraves Its me, Rhonda
Take this pilule and jump in bed with her http://www.bozjehor.cn/


Cartoons Gone Incredibly, Incredibly Wrong.

June 29, 2009

Remember 4thWall’s fantastic spam art? I was pleasantly surprised to see more of it in my spam folder.

Make sure you check out the spammer names, the subject lines, and what they wrote in each.:

from: nabbing
to: spamcarnival
date: Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 2:53 PM
subject: Lvfoe’s Clean, sex And Lust Dirty?

Pollen might help solve 19979 N.Y. muredr mystery

581

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from: Lindow
to: spamcarnival
date: Sat, Jun 13, 2009 at 6:11 PM
subject: Female Ejaculation – Hoow to Make Hzer Ejaculate

Father arrested fsor forcing soon to wear Packers jersey

537


Lets bet that my penis is bigger than yours

June 26, 2009

Wow, this guy is really confident!

from: Marion Whitaker
to: spamcarnival
date: Sun, Mar 23, 2008 at 3:03 PM
subject: Lets bet that my penis is bigger than yours

Good morning.
Man, you must know it! I had an intimate trouble.
My banana was too small that I feel shy when I did it with my woman.
I was afraid that she would tell me about it and left me once it had happened.
I didn’t know what to do. I was depressed and always thought how I can change my life.
Once I received a letter with advertisement  and decided to try it.
The result was unexpected. My main trouble was solved and now I am happy happy
happy happy Bro don’t waste time.
http://www.crippelarge.com
With best regards
Marion Whitaker


Spammer Name round-up

June 25, 2009

Here’s this week’s list of funny spammer names!

  1. Verdell Stauffer
  2. Ok Himelstein
  3. Ismay Amazan
  4. Jester Yevette
  5. Chirstien Polera
  6. Tynan peeters
  7. Don Lempinen
  8. Bogatitus Marbley
  9. Hilario Mcclure
  10. Rigoberto Griggs

Subject line round-up

June 24, 2009

Some of this week’’s funniest subject lines:

  1. Johansson without underpants!
  2. The car I bought)))!
  3. I was your assistant
  4. ROFL! Saw Harry?
  5. Danger in social networks!
  6. Where’s Stan?
  7. Have you seen my friend Mike?
  8. You got problems
  9. When I say some, I mean not to many.
  10. When it Turns Sour in Bde!
  11. Hilarious party, come
http://spamcarnival.com/2009/05/29/mount-yorr-beatufil-airy-2nite/

Use Yeer Full Wing5pan to Get WO/men

June 21, 2009

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Spam Trend Extravaganza!!

June 20, 2009

This is the best spam trend I’ve seen in a long time!  Big thanks to Mike for sending these on.

There are lots of them.  For the sake of neatness, I’ve put most behind the cut.  They are short, and very worth the read!

From: Earl Abernathy
To: Mike
Date: Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 3:50 PM
Subject: Nhuge dogco ck ramming tight teengirl cunta
ana
liberty is not freedom to do what you want

player doubts whats real ana.
recombinant remember how to absorb pain

From: Genaro Hurst
To: Mike
Date: 2009/4/22
Subject:
Zshe bl owing huge horsen
marissa
ignorance is piss

window shopping mall aubrey.
vertiginate lose one’s rug

From: Dora Cannon
To: Mike
Date: 2009/4/25
Subject: Wgirl take penis in pu ssyf
clara
never kiss a gift whore in the mouth

pull the plug on the propaganda karina.
sericitic fear is a child of thought

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Diet pill

June 19, 2009

Over the years, I’ve seen people spell my name incorrectly.  My name is Candice, but some people spell it “Candace,” “Kandiss,” “Kansas,” “Canvas,” or “Candise.”  But this… this name.  This name is really, really wrong.  Erick Booth, who are you, and who taught you how to spell?  And second of all, I never requested a diet pill from your, or anyone.   First you screw up my name, then you imply that I’m fat?  SCREW YOU, ERICK.

from: Erick Booth
to: manasivalecha
date: Mon, Feb 16, 2009 at 5:44 PM
subject: Diet pill

Hey Manasivalecha,

Here’s that fat loss pill site you asked about, the one I told you with the amazing Vital Acai pills.
Hey – if they’re good enough for Oprah, then they must be good enough for us lol ;)

Check the site out and let me know later how they work for you, hope you lose as many pounds as I did! :)

Erick Booth


Spammer Name round-up

June 18, 2009

Here’s this week’s list of funny spammer names!

  1. Malecha Helphinstine
  2. Vangerbig Erasmo
  3. Rolando Wheeless
  4. Janusz Jackowitz
  5. Maylouise Bobbi
  6. Dallas Delley
  7. sun grigore
  8. Rosalind Youngblood
  9. mrs precious adih
  10. hit-n-miss bob

Subject line round-up

June 17, 2009

Here are some of this week’s funniest spam subject lines.  Which one is your favorite?

  1. Clowns raped cops
  2. Hot! Obama got cancer
  3. Videos of explosions
  4. I’m going to sue you
  5. People for sale in Miami
  6. Sweet Viagra.
  7. No more suffers caused by “jelly” manhood at night.
  8. Local girls will be happy to spread legs for new amorous champion – you!
  9. Obama’s last words
  10. On perceiving that all his toes were gone

Want to keep your family from breaking up? Take some bluepilules.

June 16, 2009

Your family will not stay together if you don’t take Viagra. That’s just how it is.

from: Lucille Milton
to: spamcarnival
date: Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 7:00 AM
subject: Want to keep your family from breaking up? Take some bluepilules.

geisha


Hi

June 15, 2009

What?

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to: spamcarnival
date: Thu, Apr 16, 2009 at 12:37 AM
subject: Hi

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Does our wife play maggle away from home.

June 12, 2009

Why do you keep asking me questions without putting question marks at the end of your sentences.  And what does maggle mean.

from: Lila Sexton
to:
spamcarnival
date: Sun, May 3, 2009 at 11:09 AM
subject: Does our wife play maggle away from home.

Why do women do these shameful things.
Do college women really get this wild.

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Spammer Name round-up

June 11, 2009

Here’s this week’s list of funny spammer names!

  1. Nudelman U. Shay
  2. Pinski H. Camilla
  3. Boeneke Schiesher
  4. Rehmann Itetapab
  5. Zehnder Jxog
  6. chrisrowbottom
  7. Herdon Lucia
  8. Margart
  9. Bod Byrd
  10. Sherie Branstutter

Subject line round-up

June 11, 2009

Here are some of this week’s funniest spam subject lines.  Which one is your favorite?

  1. Set Your Metabolism on Fire!
  2. J Lo caught shoplifting
  3. Accidentally sent you money
  4. With ribbons and bibbons on every side
  5. Sinful Jolie’s weekend
  6. Blow her with your hormones
  7. Our goddess was fired
  8. Do not let them mock at small weener!
  9. Johansson without underpants
  10. When your hose has enough power to work for hours every babe wants you!