Monthly Archives: May 2009
For spamcarnival@gmail.com
I received nine of the same email all in one day. I love spam trends! Subject: For spamcarnival@gmail.com Fantastic making out ability for men who deserve it! Keep your manhood in good shape for you and for her as well! … Continue reading
Filed under Love and Sex, spam in general
Spammer Name Round Up
Emerita Melba Ew Janeen Dara Lolling Judylene balthor Stormy Whildin Hettie Capwell Loan Mccoskey Leola Degrood Jaymie Beliard Hannelore Schehl Micheline Beaubrun Hi Astrauckas reggie Kidder pops Myllykyla hun Heijerman gagnonn Harker keke Heeman Vaughn Cashett mikeeestuff Denver Creath Debera … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Sender Name, spam in general
Subject line round-up
Some of this month’s funniest subject lines: Satanist housewife cooked cats! Millionaire kneed before bum Worrying about you, call me Tape of Fascist vs. Jew street-fight Advertising that can can cause epilepsy Chinese community lived on skyscraped roofs Why suffer … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Subject Line, spam in general
Have you heard of tapeworm eggs to lose weight?
This sounds like a great idea! from: Red Hot XP to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Apr 29, 2009 at 12:50 PM subject: Have you heard of tapeworm eggs to lose weight?
Filed under Lame Product for Sale, spam in general
I thought of a step as acquaintance
My coworker Christina forwarded me this absolutely awesome spam email. Attached was a photo and résumé! What is she doing with her arms?! From: Dona Sheppard To: international Sent: Monday, April 20, 2009 3:24 PM Subject: I thought of a … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, Love and Sex, spam in general
Dylan or Spam #2 !
Which selection is from a spam email and which are Dylan lyrics? (Try not to cheat and use Google!) …Infirmities rendered but too probable.It is headed gain upon her.And leaving her last words but today, somehow, the flag had changed.The … Continue reading
Filed under Dylan or Spam?, spam in general
why your weenie is so small? :))
From the archives: From: Alexander Leonardo To: Tony Daniel Sent: Tuesday, January 16, 2007 10:35 PM Subject: why your weenie is so small? :)) The Most Potent Male Muscle Boosting System! The better and most powerful product to enlarge your … Continue reading
Filed under I've Been Renamed, Love and Sex, Short Story, spam in general
And congratulations on taking the first step towards the new you!
Meanie!!!!!!! from: Lara Barry to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Feb 25, 2009 at 12:56 AM subject: And congratulations on taking the first step towards the new you! You do not have to torture yourself with diets to become slender. Now nobody … Continue reading
Filed under Lame Product for Sale, spam in general
Yes! Another new Spam Carnival poster!
Last week, I introduced you to two of our new bloggers, 4thWall and DylanorSpam. Today, I am proud to introduce you to takealookatthesehands (a.k.a. Joe). TALATH/Joe will be creating spam-inspired ads. His new post will be going up at some … Continue reading
Filed under spam in general
Projeccts Against sex Tours
I am so confused. from: Shoger Sowders to: spamcarnival date: Wed, May 6, 2009 at 5:51 AM subject: Projeccts Against sex Tours I also received the same email with the following subject lines: The Secrets of Lovee Making Can Make … Continue reading
Dylan or Spam #1 !
The following phrases are from Bob Dylan lyrics or spam email messages. Please identify the following as either Dylan or Spam: (Choices separated by bullet points. Try not to use google!) “…total wait, slave sea, strung out on high black, … Continue reading
Filed under Dylan or Spam?, spam in general
Hello
Plain and simple. from: Maribel to: spamcarnival date: Sun, May 3, 2009 at 4:25 AM subject: Hello
Filed under Best of the best, Love and Sex, spam in general
