Monthly Archives: April 2009

Herpes doesn,t beautify you! Get rid of it!

My friend Joe always sends me some of the craziest spams.  This one is similar to one I posted a few weeks ago. And it RULES because it really makes no sense.  Thanks, Harriet Herring! from: Harriet Herring to: joe … Continue reading

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Now you can grill every meal to perfection

Oh my god.  I’m so excited about this spam. If you know anything about me, you know that I love Hulk Hogan.  I am so glad that he hired someone to spam me about his products. from: Hulk Hogan Grill … Continue reading

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Is that a bulch I see in your pants?

Wow. from: Eqz to: spamcarnival date: Mon, Apr 6, 2009 at 4:18 PM subject: Is that a bulch I see in your pants? Dear spamcarnival, This newsletter is being sent to you because you agreed to receive information from Unavejuhq. … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday to Me!

This Spammer must have known it’s my birthday, because s/he left the most awesome comment in my blog! Well, smackTHATa$$ – I’m up for a reading of a Chicken Licken in my front yard.  Any time.

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Spammer Name Round-up

Some spam emails aren’t notable for their content. Luckily, those spams are usually sent by people with the funniest names.  Here are some I found in my folder: Gertrud Dovie Kandi Aracely Kersin Treena Christina Kayleen Rhona Merri Julio Logan … Continue reading

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Subject line round-up

Sometimes, I completely ignore spam emails that don’t have very much content.  It sort of makes it boring to blog about. But from now on, I’m going to start posting a summary of funny subject lines. Here’s the first batch, … Continue reading

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Keep you and your pet safe at night with Puplight

Folks, don’t get yer Fido killed.  Get a Puplight… from: Puplight to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 12:28 AM subject: Keep you and your pet safe at night with Puplight Keep your pet safe with Puplight Keep you … Continue reading

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My Other Semi-New Blog

Remember about 6 weeks ago when I was a guest blogger on 2log?  Well, they’ve asked me back full time!  That’s right kiddies. I am so excited. Don’t worry- I’ll still be updating Spam Carnival regularly. You can check my … Continue reading

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TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR HEALTH

Well, if it isn’t Dr. Audy Quail! from:    Dr. Audy Quail to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 6:34 PM subject: Bye-bye to health problems! TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR HEALTH Welcome spamcarnival! My name is Dr. Audy Quail. … Continue reading

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Obama: I hear voices of dead people

Do you hear what I hear? from: Bert Jtq to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Apr 7, 2009 at 11:27 PM subject: Obama: I hear voices of dead people 07 April 2009        Health View this message online Disabled image? Click … Continue reading

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Euro emo mass suicide

Most ridiculous subject line.  Ever. That is all.

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Your Opinion about Cigarettes is Worth $100

This one’s short and sweet. from: Cigarette Questioner to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Mar 26, 2009 at 4:38 AM subject: Your Opinion about Cigarettes is Worth $100 Your Opinion about Cigarettes could be Worth $100 [link removed] Simply take our survey … Continue reading

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trendy

I received 13  spam emails in two days that all say the same thing and have an inspirational quote at the end of them. I love spam trends! Here are a few examples of what the emails looked like: 1) … Continue reading

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what???????????

I received this rather threatening and confusing spam last week: from: John Keel to: spamcarnival date: Sat, Apr 4, 2009 at 12:35 PM subject: what??????????? IF YOU ARE A SITE TRYING TO PROMOTE, REDUCING YOUR DEBT BY NOT PAYING ALL … Continue reading

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All watches are packed in plain boxes and shipped discretely.

Oh, thank GOD they pack their watches in unmarked boxes.  I wouldn’t want anyone to know that I like being on time! from: Claire Link to: yennipher date: Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 7:29 AM subject: All watches are packed … Continue reading

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