Monthly Archives: April 2009
Herpes doesn,t beautify you! Get rid of it!
My friend Joe always sends me some of the craziest spams. This one is similar to one I posted a few weeks ago. And it RULES because it really makes no sense. Thanks, Harriet Herring! from: Harriet Herring to: joe … Continue reading
Now you can grill every meal to perfection
Oh my god. I’m so excited about this spam. If you know anything about me, you know that I love Hulk Hogan. I am so glad that he hired someone to spam me about his products. from: Hulk Hogan Grill … Continue reading
Filed under Celebrities, Lame Product for Sale, spam in general
Is that a bulch I see in your pants?
Wow. from: Eqz to: spamcarnival date: Mon, Apr 6, 2009 at 4:18 PM subject: Is that a bulch I see in your pants? Dear spamcarnival, This newsletter is being sent to you because you agreed to receive information from Unavejuhq. … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Subject Line, Love and Sex, spam in general
Happy Birthday to Me!
This Spammer must have known it’s my birthday, because s/he left the most awesome comment in my blog! Well, smackTHATa$$ – I’m up for a reading of a Chicken Licken in my front yard. Any time.
Filed under spam in general
Spammer Name Round-up
Some spam emails aren’t notable for their content. Luckily, those spams are usually sent by people with the funniest names. Here are some I found in my folder: Gertrud Dovie Kandi Aracely Kersin Treena Christina Kayleen Rhona Merri Julio Logan … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Sender Name, spam in general
Subject line round-up
Sometimes, I completely ignore spam emails that don’t have very much content. It sort of makes it boring to blog about. But from now on, I’m going to start posting a summary of funny subject lines. Here’s the first batch, … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Subject Line, spam in general
Keep you and your pet safe at night with Puplight
Folks, don’t get yer Fido killed. Get a Puplight… from: Puplight to: spamcarnival date: Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 12:28 AM subject: Keep you and your pet safe at night with Puplight Keep your pet safe with Puplight Keep you … Continue reading
Filed under Lame Product for Sale, spam in general
My Other Semi-New Blog
Remember about 6 weeks ago when I was a guest blogger on 2log? Well, they’ve asked me back full time! That’s right kiddies. I am so excited. Don’t worry- I’ll still be updating Spam Carnival regularly. You can check my … Continue reading
Filed under spam in general
TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR HEALTH
Well, if it isn’t Dr. Audy Quail! from: Dr. Audy Quail to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 6:34 PM subject: Bye-bye to health problems! TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR HEALTH Welcome spamcarnival! My name is Dr. Audy Quail. … Continue reading
Filed under Lame Product for Sale, Love and Sex, spam in general
Obama: I hear voices of dead people
Do you hear what I hear? from: Bert Jtq to: spamcarnival date: Tue, Apr 7, 2009 at 11:27 PM subject: Obama: I hear voices of dead people 07 April 2009 Health View this message online Disabled image? Click … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Subject Line, Politics, spam in general
Euro emo mass suicide
Most ridiculous subject line. Ever. That is all.
Filed under Funny Subject Line, spam in general
Your Opinion about Cigarettes is Worth $100
This one’s short and sweet. from: Cigarette Questioner to: spamcarnival date: Thu, Mar 26, 2009 at 4:38 AM subject: Your Opinion about Cigarettes is Worth $100 Your Opinion about Cigarettes could be Worth $100 [link removed] Simply take our survey … Continue reading
Filed under Funny Sender Name, spam in general
trendy
I received 13 spam emails in two days that all say the same thing and have an inspirational quote at the end of them. I love spam trends! Here are a few examples of what the emails looked like: 1) … Continue reading
Filed under spam in general
what???????????
I received this rather threatening and confusing spam last week: from: John Keel to: spamcarnival date: Sat, Apr 4, 2009 at 12:35 PM subject: what??????????? IF YOU ARE A SITE TRYING TO PROMOTE, REDUCING YOUR DEBT BY NOT PAYING ALL … Continue reading
Filed under spam in general
All watches are packed in plain boxes and shipped discretely.
Oh, thank GOD they pack their watches in unmarked boxes. I wouldn’t want anyone to know that I like being on time! from: Claire Link to: yennipher date: Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 7:29 AM subject: All watches are packed … Continue reading
Filed under I've Been Renamed, Lame Product for Sale, spam in general
