I love seeing patterns in my spam emails. I had never seen this one before, but two of my friends passed on strikingly similar ones to me recently. Short, sweet, and bizarre. Like me!
from: Maryann Bridges
to: Mike
date: Mon, Feb 2, 2009 at 8:06 AM
subject: Hey! This is Shelby. Couldn’t reach you.crudest lanterns game’s responses
prediction propose Jabez gained
So, is this person’s name Maryann, or is it Shelby? I’m confused.
This one was passed on to me from Ray at sixtenths blog.
from: Carolyn Nielsen
to: Ray
date: Wed, Mar 4, 2009 at 5:15 PM
subject: Denise Richards’s breast implants fitting hidden pics!just moonshine hair household
cocked it–that happens dooties
Wow.
For more Denise Richards-related laughter, please check out this picture I found of her with her children and Princess Jazmin:
dooties!
Hahaha… I know!