More oorgasms

If you haven’t already noticed, spammers send the same emails over and over again.  If they aren’t the same word for word, they’re very similar.  Here are five of the same kind of email, all with really funny spammer names, misspellings, and delicious prose.  The first four were passed on to me by my girlfriend:

from: Whybrew Penn
to: Dana
date: Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 6:32 PM
subject: More oorgasms

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He hoped would die naturally. One day it was arranged doa’t
smoke. You must wonder why i’ve come ? To we were, with
only two small skins of fresh water and cutting off the
long westerly detour via robatthe it with oyl, vinegar,
and pepper. This dish is.

from: Dowker Leib
to: Dana
date: Wed, Feb 25, 2009 at 11:46 PM
subject: More orgaasms

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Papers are out already with full details. Its murdered president
i felt then that the man i blood stream,,ing down. And she
got kameni, to that would be a pity for i cannot pretend
that that, she sat undisturbed for an hour. In the.

from: Proffer Uhlich
to: Dana
date: Tue, Mar 3, 2009 at 5:18 AM
subject: Morre orgasms

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Come out the birds, who by a natural instinct war, said dr.
brown in a husky whisper. Then clearing and metaphysical
aid doth seem to have thee crown’d dish with rosewater,
set them over a charecoal with cocoanut matting and it was
only when it.

from: Sylvester Speece
to: Dana
date: Wed, Feb 25, 2009 at 1:53 PM
subject: Morre orgasms

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A man. Behold my father, the sultan harounerraschid, have
probably been the greatest sufferers in consequence the
toasts in a fair clean scowred dish, put the clearthinking
man beside him, brought back to leaving in grant’s mind
a determination that the.

This one’s from my very lovely friend over at the humans are dead.

from: Seidner Gallardo
to: thehumans are dead
date: Sun, Mar 1, 2009 at 5:24 AM
subject: Morre orgasms

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Macleod in her daily walks and ways. There was vastness,
wrought in him that fervour of spirit, of pandu capable
of using both his hands with the wrists of the poor creature
were fastened those that will fight against the pandavas.
that.

Which one’s your favorite?