Monthly Archives: February 2009
Spammer Hall of Fame: Miss Cleo
Hey y’all, remember Miss Cleo? She was the star of the Psychic Friends Network infomercials that invaded our televisions and our hearts for some time in the late 90s. It turns out that Miss Cleo is a fantastic con artist. … Continue reading
Filed under Best of the best, Celebrities, spam in general
Don’t forget…
I’m still blogging my virtual butt away over at 2log.biz! So far, I’ve made posts about 80s choreographed gang fights, how uncool I think dolphins are, and the Obamas, and I even posted some sweet downloadable art! Check it all … Continue reading
Filed under Miscellany Fun
Lonely wives searching for friends.
How do you define “friends?” from: LonelyWives to: spamcarnival date: Fri, Jan 16, 2009 at 7:41 AM subject: Lonely wives searching for friends. Thoughts?
Filed under Love and Sex, spam in general
MiZlk hits their balJls when they puEmp the filled hanFdsomespkyxm
This one comes just in time to celebrate Sean Penn’s win at the Oscars. Below, we see that this spammer has cleverly inserted erroneous letters here or there to disguise words. Can you decipher the code? from: Davidvernall to: Ryan … Continue reading
Filed under Love and Sex, spam in general
I’m a guest blogger!
Hey, Spam Carnies! Some exciting news here. I’ve been invited to be the guest challenger on 2log this week. Check out all the funny, and be sure to give points to the posts you like best! My direct 2log page: … Continue reading
Filed under Miscellany Fun
Canadian pharmacy is the right choice!
This one is classic. from: Patti Khan to: spamcarnival date: Sun, Dec 14, 2008 at 4:19 PM subject: Canadian pharmacy is the right choice! Are the nights full of pleasure good for you? Take the blue pilule and she will … Continue reading
Filed under Lame Product for Sale, Love and Sex, spam in general
Website of the week
When your office “Green Team” has got you down because they didn’t defend you when your shitty coworker bought Brillo pads instead of Seventh Generation Biodegradable Animal Hugging Such-and-Such Detergent; When your sweet new President has let you down because … Continue reading
Filed under Miscellany Fun
YOU CAN GET A CAR NO MATTER WHAT YOUR PAYMENT HISTORY IS!
HEY!! DO! YOU! LOVE!!! EXCLAMAT!ON PO!NTS?!?!!! How about emoticons? =\ WhAt AbOuT aLtErNaTiNg CaPiTaL aNd LoWeRcASe LetTeRs? OR LOTS OF COLORS? from: !!! cHeAp cArS !!! to: spamcarnival date: Thursday, December 11, 2008 10:46:28 AM subject: YOU CAN GET A … Continue reading
Filed under Money and Finances, spam in general
Russian Mail-order Brides Galore
It’s February 16th, and if you didn’t have a Valentine this year, you might be feeling a little sad or lonely. Don’t worry, it’s not too late. I’ve been receiving a ton of emails from women around the world who … Continue reading
Filed under Love and Sex, spam in general
SUP BRO! FEBRUARY 14TH!
It’s Valentine’s Day Eve, and things sure are getting steamy at The Spam Carnival. Spammers are sending so many Valentine’s Day emails that it’s hard to resist posting them. Here are two spam emails from the same family: from: eu_amo_a_manuela … Continue reading
Filed under Holidays, Lame Product for Sale, Love and Sex, spam in general
MORE Valentine’s Day Ads!
These spammers just don’t quit! Here are even more Valentine’s Day ads: “Every Relationship Begins with a Date.” Cmon, kids, we all know that’s not true. It ain’t 1953 anymore. “Picture this- you Bear-Gram her at the office with one … Continue reading
Filed under Holidays, Lame Product for Sale, Love and Sex, spam in general
Valentine’s Day Ads
Behold! A fantastic collection of Valentine’s Day Spam Ads. 10% of my budget? What budget would I have created to buy shitty jewelry? I can buy lingerie, clothing, AND beauty! At last – my very own beauty. Let the seduction … Continue reading
Filed under Holidays, Lame Product for Sale, Love and Sex, spam in general
Re-energize their Valentine’s Day spirit: send a PajamaGram
We’re three days away from Valentine’s Day! If you haven’t gotten your sweetie a present yet, why not try this really crappy gift? from: The PajamaGram Company to: spamcarnival date: Sun, Feb 8, 2009 at 1:58 AM subject: Re-energize their … Continue reading
Filed under Holidays, Lame Product for Sale, spam in general
WittyProfiles.com saves the day!
Spam Carnies sure do love us some typos. When our spam emails have failed us and we don’t know what to do with ourselves, we go to WittyProfiles.com. This website is chock full of misspellings, faux-inspirational quotes, and best of … Continue reading
Filed under Miscellany Fun
I understand what ladies do on a farm.
For over two years, I have worked at a nonprofit that is involved with the food justice movement. After working here for all this time, I thought I had a pretty good idea of what ladies did on a farm, … Continue reading
Filed under Love and Sex, spam in general
