Are you familiar with SpamAssassin? SpamAssassin ruins lives. SpamAssassin attempts to catch all of your spam emails and DESTROY THEM before you even get to “LOL” at them. They put out ads like this, which I have defaced with my Windows Paint skillage:
Don’t they care that there are over one-sextillion ways to spell Viagra? I wonder how many ways there are to spell MURDERER? Probably not as many! I can’t say I’m surprised that the code for this awful program was released on April 20th, 2001 – what would have been Adolf Hitler’s 112th birthday.
Well, guess what, SpamAssassin? Your shit isn’t working. Here are the top two problems reported on your FAQ page:
- SpamAssassin is killing my server
- Spam is getting through
You know what? I’m just gonna say it. The folks at SpamAssassin are a bunch of hurtful, humorless people who try to remove all of the joy from your life.
Thanks to Sam at Audience of Two for publicizing this tragedy.
Your Windows Paint skills are right up there with Perez Hilton’s.
This spam genocide has to stop.
Is there any research that has identified which spellings of Viagra are the most effective in soliciting sales? If not, you should get on that.
@Chris: I am so honored to be in the same category as Perez!
@rjk: Yes, I, too am enraged at this spamocide. I hope this spam contributes to the
@JP: I have not come across such important research. I will, however, look into it.
What America needs is Spam Assassin Assassin.
YES AO2, that is precisely what I was going to say! Let’s get ‘em!
Check the bottom of the ad. SpamAssassin is backed by Yale. You are going to have quite a fight on your hands.