I’ve been receiving a bunch of emails from spammers who are deeply worried about me. I guess they’ve been trying to get in touch with me and they think I’m ignoring them…? Here are some of the things they’re writing in the subject line:
Where are you, I’m frozen!
Where are you, man?
I don’t know where are you!
Don’t reject my calls!
Is your cell phone always busy?
We have you been, honey?
We were looking for you!
Don’t disappear again!
Well, I’m not ignoring you, dearest spammers. This post is for you. Please send me more spam.
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I wish I received good spam to send to you. Mine’s all grammatically correct and shit.
It’s a frustrating thing, my friend. A very frustrating thing.
This is what you get for not responding to Thad. Good job, Mike.
When spam calls, you ALWAYS answer.
@RJK: That’s true. Mike, you have forsaken us!
@audienceoftwo: I am so sad about that SpamAssassin. I am writing a post about it. You shall see it on ze Monday.
I often get these types of spam after my life becomes filled with LIES.