Sometimes, we cannot sleep. Sometimes, we keep our sleepless selves occupied with online games. I observed the following (unabridged) discussion in an online game chat room on one of these very nights:
lexga: do you still have the mirror on your walker
lexga: and the cute little bell
manny: yes i do
manny: have to use the mirror when i am speeding down the road
lexga: you don’t speed… a man of your age
manny: yes last week I got a speding ticket going 3 mph in a 35 zone
lexga: bad manny do you have to go to classes now
lexga: or just pay the fine
manny: yes both
manny: and i have to buy a horse too
lexga: a horse, what for
manny: i walk too slow
lexga: are you getting a carriage to go with the horse
lexga: or a ladder
manny: no going to hook up my walker
lexga: hope you intend to wear a helmet
lexga: the horse is going to go faster than 3 mph when you dig your heels in
