Monthly Archives: January 2009

Identity Theft, Part Three

Ladles and jellyspoons, I now present to you Part Three of my Identity Theft series. Identity Theft Series: [Part One] [Part Two]

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Identity Theft, Part Two

Yesterday, I provided you with a brief sample of emails I have been receiving claiming to be from me.  However, I don’t think a sample is enough.  There are so many that are good, ridiculous, and downright wrong that I … Continue reading

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Could this be identity theft?

I’ve recently received a slew of emails claiming to be from “me.” They are not, in fact, from me.  All of them  have sexual content in their subject lines. Below, I present you with part one of three in this … Continue reading

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Yaari.com: Ruining Our Lives

Folks, I come to you today to tell you about a spam tragedy.  You see, this week, my spam-lovin’ self became very sad.  Why you ask?  Because of this awful website: YAARI.COM (DO NOT SIGN UP FOR ANYTHING ON THEIR … Continue reading

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geocities dot com slash armpits hair

Say what you will about women and armpit hair (not here, I don’t care what you think about armpit hair), but the most fantastic thing has happened.  A brief google image search for Paula Cole yielded the sweetest accidental find … Continue reading

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Election porn

Welp, it’s Inaugaration Day here in the United States, the day on which our President-elect gets to remove that inconvenient hyphen and lead us to glory. I thought this would be an appropriate time to rehash a little election humor … Continue reading

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crooked

Don’t let the length of this email stop you from reading the entire thing.  It’s hilarious and one of my favorites!  Please share your favorite part(s) of the story in the comments section. from: Rosalind Cooley sent: Wednesday, September 20, … Continue reading

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This is such bullshit

Are you familiar with SpamAssassin?  SpamAssassin ruins lives.  SpamAssassin attempts to catch all of your spam emails and DESTROY THEM before you even get to “LOL” at them.  They put out ads like this, which I have defaced with my … Continue reading

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Messages of concern

I’ve been receiving a bunch of emails from spammers who are deeply worried about me.  I guess they’ve been trying to get in touch with me and they think I’m ignoring them…?  Here are some of the things they’re writing … Continue reading

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The walker that went 3 miles per hour.

Sometimes, we cannot sleep. Sometimes, we keep our sleepless selves occupied with online games. I observed the following (unabridged) discussion in an online game chat room on one of these very nights: lexga: do you still have the mirror on … Continue reading

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Her pussy smiled at me

From: noel Klaps To: spamcarnival Date: Fri, Mar 21, 2008 at 6:42 PM Subject: Her pussy smiled at me Incredible equipment means incredible pleasure for you and your woman. Pink nipples are my true love How does this email make … Continue reading

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One sextillion ways to leave your lover

Ever notice how your spam emails always spell “Viagra” in strange ways?  According to cockeyed.com, there are 1,300,925,111,156,286,160,896 ways to spell Viagra! Check it out here (link is safe!).

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