pogrom taeniacide

Another Christmas post… this time, please eat our Christmas.  It’s gonna be tasty.

from: Mavis Rosener
to: spamcarnival
date: Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 7:07 AM
subject: pogrom taeniacide*

Hello,

C I oA L I S

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Kaw, and coth the son of kaw, and meilic the son a drama,
this, in which he, hercule poirot, had suppose we must go
reconnoitering around the country been in the habit of doin’,
and eat our christmas to say, let’s get ruth to see to it.
she’s marvellous. Notes, which the banks had to receive
from their hundred yards further down, at a point where
the cut both ways. Supposing helen was in love with.

*A BRIEF REVIEW OF THE SUBJECT LINE

po·grom: an organized massacre of helpless people ; specifically : such a massacre of Jews.
tae·nia·cide: a substance that kills tapeworms.

pogrom+taeniacide: an organized massacre of helpless tapeworms?tapeworm

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4 Responses to pogrom taeniacide

  1. rjk

    “Kaw, and coth the son of kaw, and meilic the son a drama, this, in which he, hercule poirot, had suppose we must go reconnoitering around the country been in the habit of doin’, and eat our christmas to say, let’s get ruth to see to it. she’s marvellous. Notes, which the banks had to receive from their hundred yards further down, at a point where the cut both ways. Supposing helen was in love with.”

    It is as if Bob Dylan suffered a horrible, horrible stroke and still continued to write music.

  2. You mean an organized massacre of JEWISH tapeworms.

    • spamcarnival

      When writing this post, I considered writing that, but I thought, “Hey, it’s not my job to be antisemitic!” And now I see whose job it really is: yours.

      Thanks, Gerrit!

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