This is an absolute spam carnival!

One of my favorite top-ten lists so far!:

1. Photos of your piss pride
2. Support for your boning!
3. Iron in your jeans!
4. Boy shot dead outside campus
5. minihttpserver
6. Best doping for night monster
7. Forget about fear to be “limp” in front of woman – get the support of your dream.
8. true-girllove
9. You are now using your meat rod at only 10% of full potential.
10. whoop at them, because I took M_E_G ADI K

One list, ten laughs.

1. Free depositfiles analog
2. “Wake up, rod” men’s potion
3. Empower your fleshy thing
4. Our teacher died
5. Another plane crushed
6. After the night with you on that blue vitamin she will become excited of even thinking about you.
7. Why lie? I need money.
8. Look at this shit!
9. Be a tasty cake for fems!
10. To the calm and silent sea

This week’s funniest spam subject lines:

1. Achieve stronger orgasms for women via Suregasm.
2. Get an extra firmness for your nether stick! Free delivery!
3. TO cream his croak
4. Saw that? Outrageous!
5. my quest for pink twats
6. You will see no problem in doing her six times in a row after just one bolus!
7. Over 10 million men made their women happy, and you?
8. Mr Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo
9. Drama in Jolie’s Life
10. Problem of fast-finish in bed? Our product will give you real marathons!

It must be that time of the week again… That’s right! Here are this week’s funniest subject lines!

1. Compelling force will try to tear your zipper every time you’ll be with a girl.
2. little gentlemen
3. Wipe off the borders between what you want to do in bed and what you can do.
4. Should my Jones more Dorkings send
5. Rock star hanged himself
6. Power up your pork rocket
7. Bacterial infections are screaming from Levaquin.
8. Your girl very likes to be engaged in love! And can not you do love long?
9. Hey. I know your information.
10. And his Aunt Jobiska made him drink

Ten reasons to smile this week, all in the form of spam subject lines:

1. Be # 1 in making her wet
2. Followed by bacterial infections? Try Amoxicillin.
3. Bring more joy to your life, get a bluepill!
4. Do you want to hear from your babes ‘you are the best man in my life?’
5. IT consultant of perfect love making art.
6. Does your cock suck?
7. Be an ultimate don juan
8. Warship’s final mission is under the sea
9. ‘Angry’ Man Utd fan kills four in bus attack
10. Have not thought before. Plan B thinks after.

Politicians, celebrities, and pure funny awaits you:

1. Hitler’s son found!
2. Obama: Death was near me.
3. Hot news: Obama pissed
4. Most brutal children
5. Miley loves Asians
6. Mrs. Lohan enjoys bath
7. Lohan’s dirty youth in videos
8. Bye cough, bye cold!
9. A woman looks feminine only if she the right body shapes.
10. Use mind to improve your fang

This week’s Subject Line Round-Up comes from Spam Carnival fan Mort.  Mort says:

“I work as a systems analyst, part of a team of 5. Each day, we start the morning off with a little ritual by way of IM called ‘SPAM OF THE DAY.’ Here are a few of today’s:”

1. Your excitement will break ceilings
2. Sauce for a dish of sensuality
3. For your enjoyment-gun!
4. Power up your meat cigar
5. Your life will be worthwhile if your penis grows a little
6. Feeling unneeded in bed? We can alter that to a memorially feeling.
7. you hate your male friend? after enlargement it can become your best friend. (comment from Mort’s coworker: what if your friend is actually a midget?)
8. don’t let your love-lever down
9. Your woman lived you alone because of she had sex with your friend? Get longer and stronger.
10. His shlong is bigger than yours and this the main reason of leave?

Thanks, Mort!