Subject Line Round-Up

July 17, 2009

I like my subject lines like I like my women: short and sweet, and totally funny.

  1. Enjoy fantastic carnal moments with a pack of V-enhancers on the shelf near you!
  2. Say STOP to rod weakness
  3. Give her often night attacks augurous reprint
  4. Remember Elvis Presley?
  5. Feel the madness of love in its full brightness.
  6. When your friend in the raised state to live is easier!
  7. A mighty shield in a war against acne occurrence.
  8. 100% success with chicks notably miscreance
  9. Video of officer murdered
  10. Love her so hot, she will wake up the whole town!

Want to get huge for girls?

July 16, 2009

Finally!! A spammer that gets it. You should love yourself for who you are!

from: arlindoms
to: spamcarnival
date: Sun, Jun 21, 2009 at 11:00 PM
subject: Want to get huge for girls?

You’re a moron.


Racist spam = booooo

July 15, 2009

It’s true that spam emails are off-color at times, but this one is just flat out wrong. From using the term “negroes” to saying “we” will surpass “them” (who’s we? who’s them?), from Spanish slang to making men feel bad for their otherwise average size…this spam has all the discrimination.

max

from: Deann Corona
to: rajnish.verma
date: Mon, Jul 6, 2009 at 7:20 PM
subject: Negroes admire with the of the size – we will surpass them!

Hail Rajnish from http://ys.shieldjan.com/?hqmoy

Would you like to be a sculptor of your own joy-stick?
A big bicho has a lot of benefits and no downside that I can think of. Well, maybe if you decide to increase your piccolo size to 9 or 10 inches; that could be a problem. But if you stick to a nice 8 inches, then you’ll reap all the benefits.

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My girlfriend always had problems coming in bed. She told me size wasn’t an issue for her, even though I was only 5 inches fully erect.
Thankee
JESSE MEDRANO
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Click here — >   http://ys.shieldjan.com/?hqmoy


Happy Morning

July 14, 2009

baconsmilefrom: rehka
to: spamcarnival
date: Mon, May 25, 2009 at 2:12 AM
subject: Happy Morning

Haii,

Wishing you a Happy Good Morning.

Jokes works as a mood refresher during free time. For Good Jokes kindly visit http://funtime.net.in

Health is the utmost requirement at any moment. Kindly take some time out of work for health and visit the Ultimate health Guide http://www.funtime.net.in/health/BloodPressure.html

Thank You, For your Valuable time Spent with us.


Subject line round-up

July 9, 2009

This week’s edition of Funny Subject Lines is brought to you exclusively by faithful Spam Carnival reader Eileen. Thanks!!

  1. Women will be standing in line just to touch your watch.
  2. Any women will jump into the abyss for a man that wears a Submariner SS watch.
  3. Don’t be ashamed of your wrist anymore.
  4. I had an accident, come now!
  5. Banana Faster, harder, super Viagra Professional! Signature Necklace
  6. Bring her grotto to extasy
  7. Huge-ass pole with daily medication
  8. Your anatomy can be the bad ass truck.
  9. Set your wife on fire
  10. extend his pines

THE KING OF POP STAR(DONATION)

July 8, 2009

I am SO excited. Yesterday, I posted an amazingly fantastic Nigerian spam email that my friend Mark passed on to me.

Well today, I checked my email and got this.  These Nigerian scam artists stop at nothing, dude. Now, they’re exploiting Michael Jackson’s death, just begging us to Western Union some cash over.  Hmm..

mjafrica

MJ is dead... now give me your money!

from: WEST AFRICA MICHAEL JACKSON ORGANIZATION AND CHARITY
to: spamcarnival
date: Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 2:18 PM
subject: THE KING OF POP STAR(DONATION)


Though, a lot of criticisms has been raised against “THE KING OF POP
STAR”, but he remains greatest forever. Even after his death, everywhere
around the world people are devastated and nobody can believe that this
sudden death happened.Many reports has been published about his death, many
rumor has been carried on air with different analysis.

But the only fact that we believe is that Michael is dead which bring a
big sorrow to us the MICHAEL JACKSON ORGANIZATION AND CHARITY. And we
say……….. “MICHAEL YOU WILL LIVE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER !!”

Michael Jackson was a true humanitarian, an example to us all. He has
devoted much time and money to a wide range of charities. He loves children
and takes time out when touring secretly visiting sick children. He also
has special rooms at his home Never land for sick and terminally ill
children to stay over. He was listed in the 2000 edition of the Guinness
Book Of World Records for breaking the world record for the “Most Charities
Supported By a Pop Star”.

We therefore use these medium to seek the support and donations from
everyone and all fans of MICHAEL JACKSON to assist the sick, motherless and
the orphans in the Michael Jackson’s organization. We do this, because this
is the way Michael would have wanted and to keep his good work moving.

We will publish this in face book group the amounts collected, and also we
will publish this officially in local newspapers.

So no amount is too small for Michael who has changed a lot of life’s
during his life time. You can send your donations to us via money
gram/western union to our information below;

WEST AFRICA MICHAEL JACKSON ORGANIZATION AND CHARITY

Receiver Name : Mrs Joan Adun
Adress: 6 zulos close Abuja
Country: Nigeria
mjorganizationsc@gmail.com

Receipt of your donation will be mail to you as soon as we receive your
donation confirmation, you are to reply us with your contact information’s
and the reference number of your donation from the money gram/western
union.

YOUR NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
OCCUPATIONS:

Money gram/Western Union MTCN#:

test question :

Reply With All The details To mjorganizationsc@gmail.com R.I.P Michael, we
love you !!


And everyone cried, ‘You’ll all be drowned

July 8, 2009

Don’t you think the subject line + body sound like song lyrics?

music_notefrom: lkrantz216
to: spamcarnival
date: Fri, Jun 12, 2009 at 10:19 AM
subject: And everyone cried, ‘You’ll all be drowned

backslashes
make me understand

I can just see it now: “Make Me Understand” by The Backslashes, featuring the new hit single “(And Everyone Cried) You’ll All Be Drowned.”


Re: Welcome to Snooth!

July 7, 2009

My friend Mark works for Snooth.com, “The world’s largest and fastest growing community of wine lovers.”  Occasionally, Mark gets some great spam. This one takes the cake.

THE best Nigerian spam email I’ve ever seen. Behold!:

from: Eric
to: Mark
date: June 10, 2009 10:47:25 PM EDT
subject: Re: Welcome to Snooth!

HELLO ……………………WORLDS BIGGEST FOOL

I KNOW UR SECRETS —- UR A MUGU OF THE HIGHEST ORDER

UR FATHER WAS A GBOMOGBOMO WHO DO RITUALS AT OKIJA SHRINE FOR MONEY.
BUT HE GOT NO AMU AFTER GETTIN IT CHEEWED OF BY A GAYMAN IN DA CAFE.
NA SO?

UR MAMA WAS PROPPER ASHAWO AT DEY SHORT TIME JOINTS IN FEGE-ONITSHA.
DOG NA HORSE DEY FUCKIN UR MOMMA BUT UR FUCKIN MOMMA TOTO DEY TOO WIDE
& DEEP. UR MAMA HAVE GONORIHA. HER TOTO STINK LIKE ROTED PIG ON ROAD.
IT BE SMELLING UP NAIJA. NO BI?

UR A IIDIOT MUMU N LOVE TO SUCK THE AMUS OF DEAD GOATS N LITTLE BOYS
IN SMALL VILLAGES IN BENIN. U R A LADYBOY WIT DEY HIV. IIDIOT LIKE U
CANOT MAKE ONE NAIRA FROM THIS BUSINESS. MUGU LIKE U. U WILL DIE A
CHURCH RAT N TRUCK PUSHER

GOD WILL PURNISH YOUR WHOLE GENERATION U OSU. A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT
UR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE U

U IDIOT! U HE GOAT! U WEAKLING !


YOUR FRIEND ERIC OKAFOR


There is no war

July 6, 2009

Spam Carnie and good friend Mike sent me this great one:

from: ccraine
to: Mike
date: Tue, Jun 30, 2009 at 1:07 PM
subject: There is no war

Silver and gold, silver and gold

rotator
mwqrqIpyro gu

Okay, okay, hold on. I really want to understand this one because it’s written simply.  Okay, so… there’s no war… because… there’s silver and gold?  Because of rotator mwqrqIpyro gu? Because… of… wait, WHAT?


Lions and Bears, Oh My! (but no tigers)

July 1, 2009

Looks like someone really mastered Microsoft Paint! Who is this artistic genius?

from: Jeanette
to: spamcarnival
date: Wed, Jun 10, 2009 at 3:43 AM
subject: Hi

lio9

mandy
from my friend
that is it

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from: Stefan
to: spamcarnival
date: Sun, Jun 14, 2009 at 1:53 AM
subject: Hi

grouch feel.
baboo glover.
grouch gas.
palmy pray lives palmy?
lumper palmy gooey arise!
tare lipped cashew gypsa!
shrink feel fiber gypsa?
hubby farad valuer.
morgue fetid graft rococo!
budge grouch.
nopal morgue pink sin.
cooker bay.
thyme chose sap fetid.
potboy penes gird sell.
potboy feed rococo.
outre fiber give estop!
alb fiber alb scamp.
gas graft fetid.
chose reflux voter.
cue gird lives cue.
shrink nibble gasper fetid!
ape lumper tempi find?
gypsa pupa.
fully luting large aerate!

k11k


Verify your data

June 30, 2009

Hey Rhonda, you got the wrong person.

from: Rhonda
to: spamcarnival
date: Mon, Jun 8, 2009 at 5:07 AM
subject: Verify your data

Hi Musgraves Its me, Rhonda
Take this pilule and jump in bed with her http://www.bozjehor.cn/


Cartoons Gone Incredibly, Incredibly Wrong.

June 29, 2009

Remember 4thWall’s fantastic spam art? I was pleasantly surprised to see more of it in my spam folder.

Make sure you check out the spammer names, the subject lines, and what they wrote in each.:

from: nabbing
to: spamcarnival
date: Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 2:53 PM
subject: Lvfoe’s Clean, sex And Lust Dirty?

Pollen might help solve 19979 N.Y. muredr mystery

581

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from: Lindow
to: spamcarnival
date: Sat, Jun 13, 2009 at 6:11 PM
subject: Female Ejaculation – Hoow to Make Hzer Ejaculate

Father arrested fsor forcing soon to wear Packers jersey

537


Lets bet that my penis is bigger than yours

June 26, 2009

Wow, this guy is really confident!

from: Marion Whitaker
to: spamcarnival
date: Sun, Mar 23, 2008 at 3:03 PM
subject: Lets bet that my penis is bigger than yours

Good morning.
Man, you must know it! I had an intimate trouble.
My banana was too small that I feel shy when I did it with my woman.
I was afraid that she would tell me about it and left me once it had happened.
I didn’t know what to do. I was depressed and always thought how I can change my life.
Once I received a letter with advertisement  and decided to try it.
The result was unexpected. My main trouble was solved and now I am happy happy
happy happy Bro don’t waste time.
http://www.crippelarge.com
With best regards
Marion Whitaker


Spammer Name round-up

June 25, 2009

Here’s this week’s list of funny spammer names!

  1. Verdell Stauffer
  2. Ok Himelstein
  3. Ismay Amazan
  4. Jester Yevette
  5. Chirstien Polera
  6. Tynan peeters
  7. Don Lempinen
  8. Bogatitus Marbley
  9. Hilario Mcclure
  10. Rigoberto Griggs

Subject line round-up

June 24, 2009

Some of this week’’s funniest subject lines:

  1. Johansson without underpants!
  2. The car I bought)))!
  3. I was your assistant
  4. ROFL! Saw Harry?
  5. Danger in social networks!
  6. Where’s Stan?
  7. Have you seen my friend Mike?
  8. You got problems
  9. When I say some, I mean not to many.
  10. When it Turns Sour in Bde!
  11. Hilarious party, come
http://spamcarnival.com/2009/05/29/mount-yorr-beatufil-airy-2nite/